(Source: serialstranger, via darkmindbrightfuture)
Merrymaking & Sadomasochism
Some ponder the existence of God, while others attempt to contextualize the human experience. I, however, struggle to understand the cognitive processes of those who appropriate the Jacqueline Grennan Wexler Library for video chatting. There is no God in the face of such human atrocity.Even the slightest attempt to resolve such a quandary depresses me beyond reason, so I digress and onward we must voyage!
I realize that my tumblr title (How To Have Fun And Not Die) might suggest that somewhere in my meander I will divulge the secrets of how one may in fact merrymake without the ever looming threat of death. So, in an effort to not mislead any of my four followers (don’t think your loyalty has gone unnoticed), I have decided to share with you the wisdom I have acquired through the years.
Rule #1: Use The Buddy System
More White Noise On The Interweb
I suppose I’ll give this thing a proper go. (As if I needed another distraction from my studies.) I’ve always been quite weary of blogs because I’m not incredibly well versed in intellectual property rights and though this fine nation’s political doctrine was founded on the right to own property (cheers, John Locke), well, let’s face it, the rate of technological growth far surpases that of the legislative process. Don’t let me lead you astray, I am no one special and my thoughts are subpar, at best; however, I shall keep this blog at the superficial level of my daily meander lest I prematurely let go of a doozy that could one day yield me monetary success. Alas, I leave that to the meadhalls where I inevitably force my nonsensical diatribe upon any poor soul within earshot while sucking back a few whiskey sours. (You’re welcome, patrons.) Oh, and there will be lots of cool pictures!
War on illiteracy.
